Pirates of the Caribbean Coin Necklace Features a Deadly Surprise

It may not be official merchandise, but the coin on this necklace bears more than a passing resemblance to the Aztec gold featured in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. However, there is one major difference between the two—this version includes a small hidden steel blade. Sounds dangerous, but at only [...]

This Skeleton Is Literally Hanging From Your Neck

This skeleton hanging from your necklace is a bit ironic. You wear him around your neck while he is hanging by his. The weird thing is, was he hung and is still hanging there after decomposing or did you really try to hang a skeleton?
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The Hypnotist Necklace

Her fine porcelain face is very alluring, but I just can’t stop staring at those eyes. Suddenly I am starting to feel verrrry sleepy…
You know how the rest of it goes. Once you are hypnotized you will be made to pretend you are a dog or whatever else amuses the hypnotist at that particular point. [...]

Dinosaur Necklace is “T-Rex-tastic!”

Got a big date tonight? Dress to impress with this t-rex skeleton necklace. It throws a unique vibe out there that says “I am a complex person that may or may not have severe mental problems.”
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Gold Retainer Necklace

For all the years that you carried that stupid retainer around, it is likely you would like to have a necklace commemorating those wonderful years. And look at the bright side, the odds of this one ending up in the garbage is much lower.
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Likkit Big Pant Necklace

Whether you wear this to remind you of your hot lover or favorite dog, it is still weird. There is just no way around that. If it isn’t weird enough as it comes, throw in a few piercings.
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Disney Couture Hanging Noose Necklace: That’s Right…DISNEY

Apparently, someone working on Disney’s Couture line got a little carried away with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme when they created this gold noose necklace. Not surprisingly, it is a hard to find item these days.
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I Hate You From The Bottom Of My Heart Necklace

You can’t love everyone. So every gift you give shouldn’t be all sweet and cuddly, and this necklace certainly isn’t. While it does not actually say “I hate you”, I think the gun and dagger should give the appropriate hint.
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NASA Gold “Meatball” Necklace: All You Need is Some Chest Hair

Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70’s porno.
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Scented Pumpkin Pie Necklace

Not only will this necklace remind you of junk food when you see it, it is also scented to appeal to your sense of smell as well. A piece of pumpkin pie around your neck is an easy way to remind yourself to eat sweets a dozen times a day. If gaining weight is not [...]

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