I absolutely love Nick Offerman’s Ron Swanson character on Parks and Recreation. The interesting thing is that I’m starting to realize that Nick and Ron actually have a lot in common. For example, it seems that Ron Swanson’s love of woodworking was directly inspired by Nick’s passion for making canoes, furniture and random wooden trinkets in his woodshop.
That having been said, you can now purchase one of his handmade, limited edition mustache combs for $75. The man knows a thing or two about mustaches, so buying one of his combs is kind of like buying nunchucks that were handmade by Bruce Lee or something.
Product Page ($75 via TCD)
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The most memorable mustache in Hollywood fought crime, drove a Ferrari, rolled with hordes of beautiful women and stayed popular even after the style fell out of favor and was relegated to the porn industry. For this we pay tribute you… Magnum’s mustache.
Check out the video after the break to see the mustache make a cameo in some of our favorite movies.
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Can’t grow your own mustache? Hot Topic hipsters can score these mustachioed shades for only $12.
Product Page ($12 via Failblog)
Don’t just sit there at home massaging your upper lip! Learn everything you need to know to grow a stylish mustache (our moustache if you’re fancy) with this handy guide.
Whether it’s a Handlebar, a Fu Manchu, or a Laser Loop, this illustrated guide will help men everywhere achieve the moustache of their dreams. Included are instructions for how to grow, groom, and maintain 30 classic and modern moustaches, as well as fashion advice on how to rock each look. Outdoorsy types can go wild with the Lumberjack and some flannel, while those aspiring to steampunk style should dress up the Aeronaut with a tuxedo or nautical gear. For a dash of hipster irony, the Crustache or the Pyramid looks sharp with skinny jeans and glasses. With tons of illustrations and exclusive tips from professional competitors, The Moustache Grower’s Guide will add major style to any ‘stache.
Product Page: Print ($9.95) Kindle ($6.39 via Cool Material)
If you can’t grow facial hair like world champion Elmar Weisser, the next best thing is to go for the gentleman’s Dr. Zoidberg look with this clip-on tentacle mustache.
It’s the kind of facial hair statement that says, “I’m sophisticated, but not above a good scuttle”.
Product Page ($4)
I was hoping the full body mustache would catch on, but I think monkey tail beards are going to be the next big thing in stupid hair.
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In the relentless pursuit of giant fake knockers, every man at one point or another asks himself : “What is the source of Magnum’s power?” Well, according to this shirt the secret was the mustache. Of course, the intoxicating effects that Tom’s face sweater had on women were compounded by the overwhelming Selleck to hair ratio, and the fact that he drove a Ferrari. However, since mustache sex appeal diminished sharply after 1989, most of this information is now completely useless… Bummer.
Product Page: ($20)
If it’s not a budding fashion trend already, surely this t-shirt will inspire everyone to swap their current mustache style for something that will cause animals to attack you when they think you’re running away with one of their babies attached to your upper lip.
Product Page: (2,500 Yen, or about $23.75)
What other product will protect your cuts, allow you to make better hand faces and offer up the healing power of a mustache in one handy bandage? These things will sell themselves.
Product Page: ($7)
