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You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the tracks Gundam Calling,  The Guns of Tokyo and Robot Bombs. The whole album sounds like it was sung by a Japanese Stephen Hawking.

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8-Bit Blues

by Sean Fallon on March 31, 2010

in T-Shirts

Anyone old enough probably recalls blowing into their Nintendo cartridge from time to time. In fact, you could actually pick up a NES cartridge harmonica these days and play some 8-bit blues of your own.

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blink182 haiti shirt

Man, I didn’t even know Blink 182 was still a band. At any rate, they are together, recording an album apparently, and selling a shirt with 100% of the proceeds going to Red Cross Haiti. The $15 shirt starts shipping tomorrow.

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rock n roll no talent shirt Even though rock stars make all the money and land all the groupies, true talent lies with those who can play ” Moto Perpetuo” on the tuba, and dammit, you’re going to let your voice be heard.

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guitar braceletThis guitar bracelet will show the world that you are a starving artist who is dedicated to the music. Couple this with the phrase “I’m a musician” and more often than not your friends will no longer expect you to pick up a tab, leave a tip or pay rent.

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Ramones diaper bagAs a hardcore Ramones fan, I don’t know if this is cool or really depressing. Whatever the case, all you kids in garage bands take note: you know you’ve hit the big time when your likeness appears on a diaper bag used to haul around baby ass cleaning supplies.

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Rock On, Rock Off

It’s hard to imagine the type of music that would warrant the simultaneous use both a flaming Bic and the sign of the horns, but if you know of any, this shirt will provide them both when the lights go out.

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back-in-black

Contrasting the Jewish culture with the rock band AC/DC is a bit like comparing apples to oranges, although the wording encompasses both perfectly.

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music-snob

I worked in a CD store many years ago, and I was always annoyed by people who claimed an interest in music so insanely varied that it had to be contrived.

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