Retro Panties: A 12 Step Program For Your Music Collection
If you’ve had a hard time letting go of high school and the cultural renaissance that was the 1980s, you may want to start on the road to recovery with these retro undies. Every time you visit the ladies room and see your panties covered with little boom boxes, headphones, and cassette tapes, you’ll remember [...]
Pink Floyd Cycling Shorts: Now This Needs To Stop
Okay, wearing cycling shorts is fine—if you are in the Tour de France. Otherwise, motorists driving down the road don’t need to see the crack of your ass as you hold up traffic. That having been said, wearing Pink Floyd branded cycling shorts doesn’t help matters—it only makes things weirder. And that goes for the [...]
The Secret Lives of Animals Revealed!
Most of us only see deer when they’re in crosshairs, mounted on a wall, or lying on the side of the road after an encounter with a car. So what do they do to when they’re deep in the woods and away from the public eye? You guessed it, bucks and does love to polka. [...]
It’s Dueling Time
People used to choose between pistols, derringers and swords. Today they have to choose between guitar, bass, microphone and drums. I think I prefer the modern day version, it comes complete with a cool soundtrack.
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Kool Keys Musical Fingers
If the gloves you are currently wearing do nothing than keep your hands warm, then you are missing out on some better possibilities. This pair of gloves will allow you to play any one of a number of instruments just by using your fingertips. Being able to play the piano, organ, violin, trumpet, mandolin, music [...]
Let’s Make Beautiful Boob Music
For band geeks, this shirt is the equivalent of a math nerd spelling out “BOOBIES” on a calculator.
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Singing in the Rain Umbrella
If you want to be out there singing in the rain, there are two things you really should have. First, an umbrella would be nice to keep you from getting soaked. The second would be the words and sheet music to the song itself so you aren’t way off key. To be progressive enough to [...]
Ladybug Earbuds Accessorize Your Ears
They may function like any standard earbud, but these ladybug versions double as a fashionable accessory. Also available in duck, pig and fly versions.
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Chuck Taylors: The Kurt Cobain Edition
I doubt that Kurt would be thrilled with (what appears to be) Courtney Love pimping out his memory on a pair of shoes—but like it or not, Nirvana fans can now pick up high and low top Chuck Taylors that feature doodles and passages from his personal notebook.
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Pink Freud T-Shirt Takes You to The Dark Side of the Mind
If Sigmund Freud released an album in this day and age, my guess is that it would trip you out, open up uncomfortable feelings about your mother, and sync up with the movie Se7en.
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