Thirteen years of original episodes and Comedy Central’s Thanksgiving Day marathons have worked wonders keeping MST3K in popular culture – as seen in these cufflinks designed by artist Lauren Swingle. Handmade from polymer clay and packed in a cotton-filled jewelry box, the cufflinks depict Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot and Joel (or possibly Mike) admiring your formal attire… or making fun of it.
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What if Vader, Yoda and Boba Fett did their own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and they reviewed Firefly? It might looks something like this shirt, which is packed with more crazy space mashups than you can shake a lightsaber at.
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Join in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 action with this locket! You can slide a small photo or a mini movie poster in the locket to stand in for the film on the big screen. Not quite as good as the show itself, but it will have to do until a miracle occurs and MST3K goes back on the air.
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Who doesn’t love Mystery Science Theater 3000 and all of its terrible, terrible monsters?
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Either Joel, Mike, Tom Servo & Crow had a time machine, or MST3K was actually filmed in the 1950s. First of all, there are only about four drive-ins left in the country, and none of them have this many cars in the parking lot. Secondly, in the age of CGI, no theater owner would show the kind of crap these guys watched unless they wanted to commit career suicide.
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Oh, wait. That’s your face Joel (or Mike) is pointing at. Tragic, but hilarious!
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