Of course, these days Mr. T probably would preface the party with a of PSA warning about the dangers of alcohol and pre-marital sex. But still, a Mr. T party is a good time.
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Mr. E.T. pities the fool that doesn’t phone home to his mama, or eat Reese’s Pieces.
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Apparently Mr. T has been using his WoW money for some cosmetic surgery. Problem is, you don’t want to use this woman as your inspiration.
Who is the world’s most powerful man? Is it B.A. Baracus or Walker, Texas Ranger? Only a vicious bout of tongue wrestling will decide.
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Mr. Tea wants you to ditch the pub and share a cup of PG Tips with your grandmother in the company of doilies, grandfather clocks, dust and manners. Lest you become a fool in his eyes.
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If you also pity yourself some fools, this Mr. T-themed messenger bag has your name on it. The wallet (pictured after the break), on the other hand, may not be such a wise purchase. After all, fiscal responsibility has not always been T’s strong suit.
