So, what did they use as bait?
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Are rodents beefing up naturally, or are they taking a page from the MLB book of athletic excellence by utilizing performance enhancing drugs in an attempt to take your kitchen by force? The best way to tell is if the charge is led by bald, sterile, yet hulking mice with big boobs.
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At first it may have been a turn on, but after spotting this in the shower, Prince realized that he hooked up with either a total whack job or a chick hiding a massive bald spot. Looks like it’s time to work that aging rockstar mojo on some new groupies. We suggest landing one that wears the design pictured after the break.
You have to wonder how the world would be if mice were the dominant species instead of man. They may be inclined to use the human shape as a computer input device just as we used them.
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Yup, it’s Audio/Visual cables forming an image of Mickey Mouse. Ladies, wear this and open yourself up to unwanted advances from AV club nerds. Guys, wear this and test the true limits of your appeal to the opposite sex. Most likely it will force you into playing games like ”how long can I go without getting laid?” or ”escape from the friend zone.”
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You may not have known that an “ohnosecond” was an actual measure of time. You have certainly lived through it even at one point or another. An ohnosecond is the period of time between doing something stupid and realizing it. You normally feel it in the pit of your stomach. This mouse is illustrating the concept perfectly.
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This pair of cufflinks will look awesome for any occasion you choose to wear them at. Even better, instead of storing them in some drawer, leave them in the shirt to catch any stray critters in your closet.
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After all these years, the mouse version of Sherlock Holmes finally uncovered the truth about his wife. He always thought she was a bit frigid and lifeless when mating.
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