
Your motorcycles screaming engine will scare everyone as you pass them—and this Devil Motorcycle Face Mask will give them a second scare. Probably more appropriate for the Harley rider than the BMW snob, but it will make either rider look like a bad ass even if they are CPA’s who barely break the 5 foot height barrier.
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When he’s not waging war on the rebel alliance, Darth Vader indulges in his secret fantasy: riding a hog on a road trip across the southwest, smuggling drugs, getting arrested and hanging out at communes with hippies a la Easy Rider.
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You thought they were all meek and mild, but after years of dodging bullets during hunting season, these bucks have acquired a taste for adventure and enjoy the thrill of the open road, riding hogs using natural helmets, doing wheelies with no fingers and finally getting a taste of what it’s like having to watch out for other deer on those dark back roads.
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