That’s no space station, it’s a moon! Or is it? Maybe if the Imperials had taken a hint from this t-shirt and superimposed the phases of the moon over their space station, then no one would have been the wiser. They could have happily flown from planet to planet, blowing stuff up and wreaking havoc. Just in case they get any bright ideas, the center image shows the Death Star’s true face so no one will be fooled by their treachery!
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The latest offering from the three (anything) moon series of t-shirts shows us that the forest moon of Endor had a beautiful view of the Death Star that never got old. This is apparent from the “Oooooooooh” faces on these three Ewoks.
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The insane craze surrounding the three (insert anything) moon shirts have finally caught the attention of state officials in New Hampshire, who smelled money and instantly claimed the original three wolf moon design and the sweet green it produces by making it the official t-shirt of state economic development:
This view of aliens attacking a moon settlement is a warning to future explorers. They will certainly ruin the idyllic dream of living somewhere besides Earth. You may also get a flashback of your days battling similar creatures on early video game systems.
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Behold… The legendary source of Honeycomb cereal. This is what all those space exploration dollars are really for.
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Pink Floyd may want you to consider the dark side of the moon, but most Earthbound souls restrict their deep thinking closer to home. Your average gardener will be able to relate to the greenhouse a lot easier than a natural satellite of the earth.
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Ol’ EB had the governments of the world in his back pocket protecting his home planet from exposure, but he screwed up that day he decided to check out the weird noise coming from Earth. Now the truth is revealed on more than one piece of apparel. Busted!
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There will probably never be an end to the three picture moon shirts. But since the whole three moon series started with the three wolves, then the next logical step is the Worgen. Just because these feral beasts are from a yet to be released WoW expansion doesn’t mean they don’t strike fear into people.
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There may be only so many ways you can spoof on the purported balloon boy, but one more will not hurt. He should be so lucky as to fly in front of a full moon and not be spotted by anyone. If an alien isn’t caught doing it then there is a good chance that a family desperate for fame wouldn’t be either. All they would miss would be their 15 minutes of fame, followed by a possible jail term.
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All the nursery rhymes about the cow jumping over the moon seem to take it for granted that the cow is infallible. There is always the possibility that the cow misjudges the jump by a little bit.
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