Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
Knives, brass knuckles, razors and monsters? Pfft…real badasses wear a cravat.
Everyone knew technology would eventually turn against us, but who thought it would start with 1 million pissed off pixels? I always thought the computer would attack way before the monitor.
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Seems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.
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For all the good that superheroes do in the world, you do have to wonder how they earn a living. And if they are really good, then they won’t even have anything to occupy their time. I guess these two superheroes have hit that point. Even if you don’t have any giant monsters for them to fight, you could at least throw them a few bucks so that they can get by.
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I can just see this being the next fad at the college campus near you. These hand made Monster Hoodies come in Shark Bite, Dinosaurus Rex, Neka Gato and Monster Kun designs. Each rival fraternity can get their own design to set them apart from everyone else and identify them as members. It may sound real geeky, but you know someone will do it. Available February 1st.
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