Cthulhu is everywhere these days. Shirts, cellphone holders, water bottles, action figures…he’s at the top of his evil merchandising game.
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Meet “Clean Monster”, the Felix Unger of giant city roaming mega-lizards. At any given time he can be found cleaning and polishing buildings, petting airplanes and sweeping streets. Unfortunately, most of his work takes place in Canada.
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When you sit in your cubicle and let your mind wander in order to maintain some sanity, do you ever wonder if your office is really just a terrarium for some giant pink cyclops? And if he showed himself, what would people say? If this shirt is any indication, most people would be unimpressed.
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People in your household may not give waking you out of a deep sleep a second thought, but they may hesitate just a bit when they see a mummy with glowing eyes staring at them. It is worth trying anything to get people to leave you alone, so this sleep mask would be a small price to pay.
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This “Me Love You†patch is apparently the only way a grotesque, perpetually angry monster can show affection. Either that or it’s a creative ploy used by monsters to entice humans to let their guard down so they can eat us.
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There is a very good reason no one has ever found the Loch Ness monster. They were looking for the wrong thing. Now if they had been looking for a giant octopus with a devious sense of humor they may have had some better luck.
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It is back to school time and since you need to be looking for a backpack anyway, then you may as well check out this Hooded Dinosaur Backpack. The scaly backpack gives you a mean look from the rear but the attached hoodie with its orange eyes and teeth make you look really scary from the front. Like a Monsterhoodie with an attached backpack. Some may consider it scary stupid, but they are probably just jealous that they don’t have one.
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sometimes you want a little monster mojo but don’t want to go around sporting bolts in your neck. These Frankenstein socks with their stitches around the top give you a subtle touch of the monster that you can choose to show to the world or just keep beneath a pair of pants so that only you know it is there. You probably need a pair of lime green socks in your wardrobe anyway.
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