monkeys

Pesticides and genetic engineering have created tomorrow’s sentient superbananas. And they have only one thing on their mind—revenge.

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irate primateAfter being lured away from his home by someone who looked like a banana, George’s unquenchable curiosity made him answer the question “Where the hell is my Mom?” This lead to a brutal ass kicking for the man in the yellow hat.

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I can’t decide if a crossover film between Planet of the Apes and Terminator would be awesome or the worst idea ever.

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shark ape high five hoodie

Apes and sharks high fiving? Unless I stumble into the woods one day and find a squirrel and a giraffe fist-bumping, I think I have seen it all.

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Who will emerge victorious—the Kung Fu master or the knife-weilding monkey? The monkey looks confident, so I’m putting my money on him.

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If you are taking life too seriously then you are obviously not having enough fun. And that is the whole point of this shirt. You never see a monkey moping around worrying about all his problems, and neither should you. Don’t think about and plan your fun, just do it.

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The same evil monkey that haunts Chris Griffin’s closet can also strike fear into the hearts of your classmates thanks to this Family Guy Evil Monkey Backpack.

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A fat monkey is sure to brighten the mood of any weary traveler—even when Customs agents are rifling through their unmentionables.

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When it is cold outside, nothing beats a blanket, a cup of hot chocolate, and a Velvet Monkey Hat to keep you warm. Goes great with any ensemble.

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