37 of the most popular monkeys and apes from the entertainment world come together to create one of those “barrel of monkeys” toys that you used to play with in the dentist’s office waiting room, surrounded by the last 10 years of People magazine, depressing fluorescent lighting and every Phil Collins hit ever made.
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Given the choice of which monkey behavior should be the first to go, I think the spanking would be the choice over seeing, hearing or speaking evil. I am sure the monkeys are wondering how they ever got associated with such behavior.
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The monkey giving birth looks like she has already had an epidural, but the others in the delivery room are as happy as you normally see a monkey with their arms locked in that position. You have to admit that giving birth to multiples would be a lot easier if they all locked arms like this, but not sure a barrel is the best place to put them immediately.
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They say that a monkey typing randomly for an infinite period of time will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless you have a defective monkey, that is. Then you would be lucky to get Dr. Seuss.
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Monkey’s are not particularly clean animals, so maybe your best bet is this monkey. Not only do you get a cute monkey hanging around your neck, you can flip his nose up to get inside the actual bag. More useful than the average monkey.
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We all know the first three of the monkey trio shown on this belt buckle, but that fourth monkey is usually not depicted. Mostly because no one can figure out what the hell he is supposed to mean. You can put money on the fact that it isn’t useful advice.
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The evil monkey from Family Guy only makes an occasional appearance. This beanie is reversible with the one side being just the word evil and the other having the monkey just making a small appearance. You don’t get a full look at him, he is sneaky like that.
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Everyone has been introduced to Curious George and his antics at some point. But you don’t really hear much about his brother BiCurious George. No one is more upset by the lack of exposure than the monkey that is interested in both sexes.
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I wouldn’t wish for my worst enemy’s kids to have had to attend one of Michael Jackson’s slumber parties. But think of the plight of the poor monkeys. There is no one else that is offering to have them over since Michael Jackson has abandoned Neverland Ranch.
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You probably think that monkey business refers to humorous shenanigans in the office. I think that monkey with the banana in his back would disagree with your preconceptions.
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