When your Bentley and Tuscan Villa aren’t around to show how much money you have, hideous jewelry is always there to fill the void. In this case you can choose several mansion designs that will keep you looking important while providing you with a mini-mansion should a game of “High Roller Monopoly” break out at the country club. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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If the mattress is the safest place to keep all your money then this mattress wallet is the best way to carry your money. What pickpocket with any self respect is going to lift this from you?
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No matter how you look at it, this recession is hurting everyone where it hurts: in the pocketbook. Voice your opinion with the “This Economy Sucks” coin purse or look for your own sugar daddy with the “Show Me The Money” coin purse.
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Instead of stimulus funds that will end up God knows where, the government should have just purchased one of these broke pouches for every household. Can also be used to ward off potential thieves by letting them know they aren’t getting anything from you no matter how hard they try.
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There is nothing wrong with advertising what you are really looking for. The woman carrying this tote bag around is just looking for a nice man who wants to fill it with goodies that he pays for. Or he could just fill it with cash. It is his choice, as long as the bag ends up full at the end.
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Rich Uncle Pennybags spent too much time gambling, drinking and snorting blow off of hookers to pay attention to the dwindling real estate market. Now he’s been reduced to self-deprecation on this line of t-shirts.
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You can look at this laundry bag in one of two ways. First, at today’s prices, you may need a bag of money to get all your wash done at the laundromat. Second, walking around in the middle of the night with what looks like large sums of cash seems like a good way to smoke out all those thieves.
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Your buddies will find this shirt a lot more amusing than any woman will, particularly one that thought she had feelings for you. And while you will be sleeping alone after wearing it, at least you will have a few bucks left in your pocket.
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This bag is just amusing for a little ego boost now and then. Instead of the usual scrimping and saving, you are carrying a pile of money so big that this spacious bag can’t even contain it. You may be best served not entering your local bank with this, assuming you don’t really want to spend some time in the county lockup.
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