That’s right—this charm bracelet is so advanced that it features a Halo game that doesn’t even exist.
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No, these pirates aren’t after your gold, sugarcane or spices. They board your ship with stealth, and quietly f*ck up your Xbox in the night. In fact, these pirates are so brazen, they have been known to hit the same Xbox owners over and over again—leaving the RRoD as a calling card.
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Today we salute you Microsoft, for spending $10,000 to build a t-shirt firing cannon for the MIX 2010 conference. They will give you the shirt of their back at 180 feet per second.
The whole deal was controlled with a Windows Phone 7 application, and the men of genius behind the project have detailed just how they made it happen.
I don’t know what the hell this is all about but there you have it. Commemorate today’s launch with Windows 7…on a condom box…on a t-shirt.
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Stumbling and bumbling across the internet, I came across a treasure trove of Xbox 360 backpacks. It’s not Tutankhamun’s tomb or the lost city of Atlantis, but it is a find nonetheless. A selection of some of the best designs is available after the break.
If you are a PS3 or a Wii fanatic that simply hates Microsoft and their 360, this Red Ring of Death (RRoD) cap is for you. Show your support by wearing the cap and shirt ensemble while visiting a friend who owns an Xbox. Then stand over it and cheer “Fail! Fail!”
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These lounge pants are described as having “XBox 360 logos tossed about on a black background.” It is also listed under the “Nintendo” category. Apparently the folks at WebUndies are not big into gaming.
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