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It’s hard to maintain a badass image when you have a soft spot for Disney characters; unless of course, that character happens to be a skeleton. In any case, you’ll have an interesting ring made of 100% silver, as well as tangible proof that Minnie’s eyelashes are actually part of her skull. Not a bad deal.
Product Page: (£140, or about $229.81)

Yup, it’s Audio/Visual cables forming an image of Mickey Mouse. Ladies, wear this and open yourself up to unwanted advances from AV club nerds. Guys, wear this and test the true limits of your appeal to the opposite sex. Most likely it will force you into playing games like ”how long can I go without getting laid?” or ”escape from the friend zone.”
Product Page: ($19)