mice

lets-get-physical-t-shirt

Are rodents beefing up naturally, or are they taking a page from the MLB book of athletic excellence by utilizing performance enhancing drugs in an attempt to take your kitchen by force? The best way to tell is if the charge is led by bald, sterile, yet hulking mice with big boobs.

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Cat loving computer geeks who are comfortable wearing a tie this hideous are truly a rare breed —thankfully. Made of 100% polyester.

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