Hmmm… That’s an interesting conundrum. Since most women wear pants now, It’s probably time to move on from the conventional bathroom recognition system and embrace something new. For the men’s room, I recommend this, for women, this. Nothing could be more obvious.
Product Page: ($16.99)
Give a man a piece of equipment that has taken centuries to develop and this will be the first thing they think to do. It all comes down to boobs in the end. This goes for all men, whether they are 12 years old or 40. You would expect a calculator to be treated with more respect.
Product Page ($18)
Just in case the women weren’t sure if how they fit into your list of priorities, this scale gives a simple visual explanation. It may be sad, but it is tough for women to compete against the ability to wield an assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet.
Product Page ($18)
Apparently wildlife has no more sense of decorum than your husband does. You can’t really tell from this picture of the boxers, but I will make an assumption that all of these are male animals.
Product Page ($15.99)
You can go from a happy go lucky guy to a grumpy old man in a matter of seconds. All it takes is a little ear and nose hair. Make that a LOT of ear and nose hair. Does the hair make for the grumpy man in this case or are grumpy men just not that into personal hygiene?
Product Page NSFW site (£2.50, about $5)
The fact that even a slight breeze can arouse most men is well known and does not need to be announced by any shirt. But it is just too easy comparing a man’s ability to be turned on to that of a light switch. Especially when said light switch is essentially taking the place of that which he finds most dear.
Product Page ($16)
