Never Drink and Derive
If your friend has been drinking and insists on doing a few equations, take the pencil out of his hand by any means necessary. Math nerds don’t let math nerds drink and derive.
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Fermat’s Last Theorem Shoes
According to Wikipedia, Fermat’s last theorem is “a statement in number theory that it is impossible to separate any power higher than the second into two like powers.” Therefore, I must deduce that it is impossible for someone to look cool while wearing these shoes. A close up shot is available after the break.
Statistics With a Pint of Guinness
At a glance, this jersey looks like a common beer shirt with a Guinness logo, but look closer and you will see that it is really advertising your love of statistics. It is like admitting your a massive math geek, but not coming fully out of the closet. Close up shot of the logo available [...]
Snakes! On an Inclined Plane!
Let me just say that Snakes on a Plane was a horrible disaster of a movie. However, it did inspire one of the math geekiest shirts ever.
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“If There Was a Problem” T-Shirt is Geeky on Multiple Levels
For starters, “if there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it” is referencing Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby.” Then of course there is the graphic calculator. Math was never my subject, but if you ask me those damn graphing calculators were harder to figure out than the problem itself.
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