maternity


A pregnant Zombie Con attendee has a subtle, genius idea.

(via Reddit)

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Let the world know your baby’s due date with the custom iPhone calendar app maternity dress.

The dress is also great for a Halloween costume—just set the date as October 31st then add on some stomach padding and an alien chestburster.

Product Page ($28 via ChipChick)

This maternity shirt will solve two problems that you will have for a number of months. Yes, you are pregnant. The ultrasound pictured confirms it. And it is a boy. Now all those nosy people will have nothing to ask you and you can hope they will not attempt to touch you.

Product Page ($25.99)

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If you think wearing a “Bump Wars” maternity t-shirt is corny and lame, check out the lineup of men’s bump shirts (“I like my bump plump” for instance). If I saw one, I would wipe my ass with it. Additional photo after the break.

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