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the-revenge-match-t-shirt

It all started as a practical joke, but these guys didn’t take into account that their heads are also made of phosphorus.

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milky-way-andromeda-battle-2

We are talking about a battle between actual galaxies and not just how some greasy Earthling promoter would bill his next match. It seems there it is still an open question as to which one is bigger so it should be one hell of a match.

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You hate to see anyone left out, but there is a dynamic here that could lead to disastrous results. The parent’s warning of “I told you not to play with matches!” may be the only wise decision in this case. Even the match’s parents would probably agree.

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Poor rock thought he had the match won when paper comes flying in from nowhere. What is this, a tag team match? If paper isn’t careful, the scissors may exact revenge on someone he can beat.There is just a lot of action on this shirt for three simple objects.

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