To be honest, I didn’t even realize that cosplay massage was an actual thing until I read an article from a licensed massage therapist and avid cosplayer named Amber. In her opinion, it’s inclusion at Wizard World shows crosses the line. She writes:
These conventions are billed as “family friendly†with advertisements to “bring the kids†and “meet the stars.†Then you have sexy girls wearing skimpy outfits getting paid to provide a physical service. Huh? What is WIZARD ENTERTAINMENT thinking? I’ve heard many complaints about the skimpy costumes simply being worn around the con because of the presence of children; most of the complaints are by women.
The image above shows massage therapists from a Wizard World event.
It’s an interesting question. Is it okay to wear skimpy costumes at supposedly “family friendly” conventions, but not okay to perform massage services? Are they both out of line? Is Wizard being misleading? Let us know your take in the comments.
(Amber Unmasked via The Beat)
Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
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It would seem it was right about this point that Spock determined that another line of work would really be best for everyone.
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The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.
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