Maybe Massage Therapy Is Not What Spock Was Meant For
It would seem it was right about this point that Spock determined that another line of work would really be best for everyone.
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Massage Pants Work Out the Kinks in Your Junk
The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then [...]
