We all knew that paper beats rock, we just didn’t know it was to satisfy his S&M sexual fantasies. Think scissors knows anything about this?
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Everyone is happy to open their house to a stranger who brings them gifts once a year. Those same people would probably not be happy to open their house to an S&M aficionado, but so far there have been no questions about what activities Santa and the misses enjoy on his own time.
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