It Is All About The Eyebrows
Some say the eyebrows make the man. these eyebrows seem to make the freak. If they didn’t, wy would they release them to such small stores? If they were the next hot thing we would find them everywhere.
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Sleeping Like Napoleon Dynamite
This sleep mask will be great for you to block out the light and let you get a good nights sleep, but it won’t be doing any favors for your sleep partner. Lucky, the wearer of the mask will not have to see those goofy and unmistakable eyes looking at them all night.
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Gas Mask Belt Buckle
It might be really cool if this belt buckle was actually a working gas mask. The problem with that is you would have to make the choice between protecting yourself from some noxious gas and your pants falling down around your knees. You don’t need to be adding any more tough decisions into your hectic [...]
Rubber Secrets Mask Helps Keep Your Mouth Shut (NSFW)
The Rubber Secrets mask features an inflatable gag to insure that the cries of pain resulting from each crack of the whip on your ass are not heard by your neighbors. Plus, it comes packaged in a gift box—how lovely.
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Scuba Mask Beanie: Not Intimidating in a Robbery
Those looking to conceal their identity may want to invest in a traditional ski mask as opposed to this Scuba Mask Beanie. No one is going to take you seriously with this thing on.
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Zip it Mask: You Will Be Sleeping on the Couch Tonight
Check that, you will probably be headed towards a messy divorce or breakup if you try and put this on your significant other. Fortunately, the pouch is “satiny” — so at least it will be comfortable on the mouth when she blurts out how much of an asshole you are.
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