Art Garfunkel: folk singer, poet, actor, afro-wearer and, of course, martial arts master.
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A true warrior knows that a man’s junk is his Achilles’ heel, and is only as powerful as what’s protecting it. As this t-shirt shows, just because you can break someone’s face with your foot doesn’t mean you should ignore the ancient art of crotch protection.
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An artists conception of a Hollywood catfight. You can pick and choose between your least favorite tinsel town stick figures and have them fight to the death Kung Fu style. I’ll go with Lindsay Lohan vs. Nicole Richie for 1 round of brittle, boney mayhem. The winner takes on Paris Hilton.
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If you’re ever involved in fisticuffs, hopefully you’ll impart the wisdom of your belt buckle early on, that way you won’t have to find out when you’re brought face to face with your own crotch.
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Teach your kids about repeating patterns, stealth and violence at the same time with a Ninja Micro Shirt. The combination of mini ninja silhouettes and death stars will give you a comfortable pajama vibe coupled with a feeling of nostalgia that will remind you of the type of clothes you wore in 1992, when you were a skater rocking a bowl cut.
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These nunchucks may be useless in battle, but it does make for an interesting t-shirt.
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