For Singles Only:Your Wife Would Never Permit It
Your buddies will find this shirt a lot more amusing than any woman will, particularly one that thought she had feelings for you. And while you will be sleeping alone after wearing it, at least you will have a few bucks left in your pocket.
Product Page ($18.99)
“Hint” Keyboard Ring is Not Very Subtle
Have you been waiting forever for your man to pop the question? Maybe it is time to crank up the pressure with this not-too-subtle “Hint” ring fashioned from a key on a kids laptop. Then again, commitaphobes generally don’t respond well to pressure, so wear at your own risk.
Product Page ($14.95)
