In this case, safe driving means failure. Later, the teacher will show the series Red Asphalt as a positive motivation tool to show students what they should strive for.
The design sold through its one day woot run quickly, but look for it in the reckoning section for $15 in the next day or so.
Police haven’t released a name, only a blurry image of a man described as a local plumber with mob connections. Interrogations of the suspect have also revealed that he has a brother that is considered an accomplice. He is still on the loose and considered extremely dangerous. If you see a man wearing blue overalls, a green shirt and a mustache, please call your local authorities.
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Sheriff Mario, his trusty steed Yoshi and his deputy Luigi have finally managed to round up the last of the Wario gang. A grateful prostitute nicknamed “Princess Peach” thanks the sheriff for his kindness. She offers him a flower and a freebie, but Mario, being the honorable plumber/sheriff that he is, declines with a tip of his hat and a “thank you ma’am, we’re just doin’ our jobs.” Another opportunity missed.
This design is currently up for voting on Threadless. Make sure to vote it up if you would like to see it go to print.
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Whoops…looks like Mario went down the wrong pipe.
This t-shirt design is currently up for voting on Threadless, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it made it to print.
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Has your toilet been malfunctioning ever since that horrible Cinco de Mayo party?  Well, if you are in the NYC area (or perhaps 718 is the new Mushroom Kingdom area code?) give Mario Brothers Plumbing Services a call.  They’ll clear any toilet,  fix any leak, save any princess.  Green piping preferred.
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If you have a special place in your heart for the third installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise, this necklace will serve as a reminder of all the good times you shared. Plus, it is way more discreet than the actual cartridge you have dangling from your neck Flavor Flav-style.
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Scary as hell apparently. Somehow the idea of a fat Italian plumber shooting turtles and riding a dinosaur seems absurd now.
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