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Going to work with your Spongebob Squarepants lunch box just doesn’t exhude the aura of vice presidential material. On the other hand, this Globe Trotter lunch box makes you look like an experienced world traveler. The faux leather luggage with stickers from around the world will be good fodder for your daydreaming as well as your career.
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