Bromance describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. Obviously that affection involves a lot of chest bumping and butt touching, although you won’t find me accusing any NFL offensive linemen of that. A kicker, maybe.
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It is a sad statement on the male species when the only person a woman will truly believe that loves her for her brains is a zombie. And the beauty of a zombie is that while he is telling the truth, there is no need for your IQ to be even be above single digits for him to truly mean it.
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Wearing this pair of gloves will bring you right into the mindset of Robert Mitchum in The Night of the Hunter with these same words tattooed on his knuckles. I can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t want to walk in the shoes of a preacher who has done time. It even has shades of The Blues Brothers with Jake and Elwood’s tattoos. Wearing these puts you in pretty fine company.
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It’s true. I have a love for the trebuchet that just won’t quit. Although I sometimes cheat with the gun, missile and samurai sword. I’m a weapons whore ok?
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