This Couple is Not on the Same Page
There are too many times when men and women are just not on the same page. This poor guy obviously has very different intentions than the young lady pictured.
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Your Silverware Drawer is a Bastion of Utensil Love
If utensil love is real, then this t-shirt captures the first step in the mating ritual of the fork and spoon. If they can figure out which one is male and female, and if they can locate their genitals, surely the pitter-patter of little sporks is soon to follow.
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Dangerous Love Scarf: For Social Suicide
If you want to give your potential suitors a little hint to get the gears turning and stir up a little mystery about yourself, strap on this 5’ fleece scarf with its biohazard heart symbol and let the rumors run wild. What will the dangerous love scarf imply to those who see you wearing it? Could [...]
Me Love You Patch: For Monster Amore
This “Me Love You” patch is apparently the only way a grotesque, perpetually angry monster can show affection. Either that or it’s a creative ploy used by monsters to entice humans to let their guard down so they can eat us.
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Make Love Not War - Robot Style
If the always fighting Rock’em Sock’em Robots can put aside their differences and show each other a little love, there is no reason why anyone else in the world cannot do the same.
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Bromance - It’s Complicated
Bromance describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. Obviously that affection involves a lot of chest bumping and butt touching, although you won’t find me accusing any NFL offensive linemen of that. A kicker, maybe.
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Zombie Pick Up Lines
It is a sad statement on the male species when the only person a woman will truly believe that loves her for her brains is a zombie. And the beauty of a zombie is that while he is telling the truth, there is no need for your IQ to be even be above single digits [...]
Love/Hate Tattoo Gloves
Wearing this pair of gloves will bring you right into the mindset of Robert Mitchum in The Night of the Hunter with these same words tattooed on his knuckles. I can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t want to walk in the shoes of a preacher who has done time. It even has shades of The [...]
I Heart the Trebuchet
It’s true. I have a love for the trebuchet that just won’t quit. Although I sometimes cheat with the gun, missile and samurai sword. I’m a weapons whore ok?
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Toilet Love Lasts Forever
When a man and a woman bathroom icon finally meet, it is truly a beautiful thing. Available in hoodie and t-shirt versions.
Product Page: Hoodie ($29-$32.99) / Shirt ($14-$18.99)
