Not quite penis and vagina rings, but it’s close—and it’s only slightly less nerdy than a USB ring.
Still, it is rather sweet—that is until you cheat on her with the actual wall socket and the sparks really fly.
(DesignMilk via Artifacts via Gizmodo)
As we draw ever closer to Valentine’s Day, it is important to keep in mind that everyone has a heart—even some of the freaks depicted on this shirt. Although, the heart (and the junk) can occasionally lead us into weird and disturbing situations.
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Love means never having to say you’re sorry…sometimes.  Other times tales of forbidden, disturbing, and inappropriate love require nothing less than full on repentance to the Lord, penitent acts for carnal crimes against nature.  So, in the spirit of Valentines Day, we here at Fashionably Geek would like to shine light on love that should not be.  What follows are illustrations of some of the most unholy trysts of all time.  Turn away if you must, but for the bold of heart, I beg you continue…
This stump ring can be customized to include any two sets of initials carved into a heart on the side, but you don’t want to do it yourself. These rings have a mean side that only certified stump ring tamers can handle. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the video after the break.
I am glad the sausage has found his soul mate. But I think I will take my sausage without the bun after seeing where it may have been.
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There are too many times when men and women are just not on the same page. This poor guy obviously has very different intentions than the young lady pictured.
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If utensil love is real, then this t-shirt captures the first step in the mating ritual of the fork and spoon. If they can figure out which one is male and female, and if they can locate their genitals, surely the pitter-patter of little sporks is soon to follow.
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If you want to give your potential suitors a little hint to get the gears turning and stir up a little mystery about yourself, strap on this 5’ fleece scarf with its biohazard heart symbol and let the rumors run wild. What will the dangerous love scarf imply to those who see you wearing it? Could it be that you are really under 18? That you used to be a guy? That you have numerous beefy, jealous ex-boyfriends? Or that you are a walking venereal disease? Hey, it’s a fair warning.
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This “Me Love You†patch is apparently the only way a grotesque, perpetually angry monster can show affection. Either that or it’s a creative ploy used by monsters to entice humans to let their guard down so they can eat us.
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If the always fighting Rock’em Sock’em Robots can put aside their differences and show each other a little love, there is no reason why anyone else in the world cannot do the same.
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