In case you’ve forgotten, it’s the holiday season. If you’re not in the spirit yet, go watch the The Star Wars Holiday Special. That will either put you in the mood for Christmas or make you want to cry – it’s a toss-up. Christmas is only a couple of weeks away though; you don’t have a lot of time to procrastinate. We’re here to make life easier. We’ve got gift ideas from rings to shoes to shirts, and one of them will be the right gift for the geek on your list.
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Instead of a cute skipping kid bringing your rings down the aisle, how about Gollum? Yes, the “my precious” Gollum. He makes an ideal ring bearer. You know, except for the part when he doesn’t like to give up the ring. A Gollum impersonator (who is not quite Andy Serkis) was hired by the groom of this wedding to deliver the rings. The best part is that it’s part of the reality TV show Four Weddings. The contestants in the audience are absolutely appalled, and it’s hilarious.
Watch Gollum horrify wedding guests after the jump.
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It was only a matter of time before Gandalf and Dumbledore settled their differences in a manner that has been tradition among wizards for millennia—rap battles.
Who had the dopest rhymes? Check out the video after the break and decide for yourself (Slightly NSFW lanugage).
Have you ever looked lovingly at a map of Middle Earth and wished you could wear it? I thought so. I drool over fantasy maps, but it didn’t occur to me to turn them into clothing. I’m not sure what inspired Black Milk Clothing to print The Shire on a tight dress, but it works. And in a pinch, you could use it in a Lord of the Rings roleplaying game.
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I hope he has some saline solution handy, Mordor’s dry geography will shrivel that contact lens up in a heartbeat.
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From That’s Nerdalicious: The One Ring’s true power is infinite flavor. Now you know why it possesed those that came in contact with it—slowly withering them with diabetes.
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By the looks of this babydoll shirt, Mordor isn’t too bad. In fact, everything there looks absolutely precious.
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So Vader, Sauron and Voldemort walk into a bar….
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