
The Black Knight and Gandalf finally square off! Sadly, it just ended up being a staring contest that will last for an eternity.
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The Black Knight and Gandalf finally square off! Sadly, it just ended up being a staring contest that will last for an eternity.
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In a circle from left thumb to right thumb, these nails spell out the most well known line from Lord of the Rings: ”One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”
Sexy.
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From lifeisfunni:
This is my LOTR pinup girl. It’s on the back of my thigh.
It was done by Bob Parr at Jaded Angel in Ames, IA and I’d highly recommend anyone in the area looking for a tattoo to check him out.Original artwork was from a drawing by instillness.tumblr.com
I will be getting a Boba Fett pinup girl on the other leg at the end of this month.
Send your nerdy tattoo pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.
(via FYT)

Yeah, that is pretty hardcore—but this guy might still have him beat.
Imagine you’re at the beach. You’re relaxing, maybe even reading The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and you look up and see the above tattoo. I’d freak right out if I saw the giant eye of Sauron staring at me across the sand. This tattoo of the black gates and all seeing eye sort of scares me, but you have to respect the commitment… I think.
(boards.ie via Geekologie)
The Nazgul didn’t exactly wear full armor, but if they did, it would look something like this. Kropserkel is a group of craftsman making replica props, costumes, and weapons. They also design originals such as these five suits of armor for Ringwraiths. I think it’s an improvement over the flowing black robes. Sauron would approve.
View more of the ferocious-looking armor sets after the break.
In case you’ve forgotten, it’s the holiday season. If you’re not in the spirit yet, go watch the The Star Wars Holiday Special. That will either put you in the mood for Christmas or make you want to cry – it’s a toss-up. Christmas is only a couple of weeks away though; you don’t have a lot of time to procrastinate. We’re here to make life easier. We’ve got gift ideas from rings to shoes to shirts, and one of them will be the right gift for the geek on your list.
Instead of a cute skipping kid bringing your rings down the aisle, how about Gollum? Yes, the “my precious” Gollum. He makes an ideal ring bearer. You know, except for the part when he doesn’t like to give up the ring. A Gollum impersonator (who is not quite Andy Serkis) was hired by the groom of this wedding to deliver the rings. The best part is that it’s part of the reality TV show Four Weddings. The contestants in the audience are absolutely appalled, and it’s hilarious.
Watch Gollum horrify wedding guests after the jump.