The Loch NES monster is very real—but he can be easily thwarted with a little dust in his cartridge bay.
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Loch Ness
There is a very good reason no one has ever found the Loch Ness monster. They were looking for the wrong thing. Now if they had been looking for a giant octopus with a devious sense of humor they may have had some better luck.
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