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From That’s Nerdalicious!: This St. Bernard has helped many a trapped skier stay well lubricated while waiting for rescue to arrive. Unfortunately, alcohol actually increases the risk of hypothermia, so that usually didn’t turn out so well.

Eventually, he was reassigned to the lodge which, in hindsight, should have happened a lot sooner.

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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Sure, there are booze bladders and flasks shaped like cameras, but the problem with those concealers is that you can only carry around one drink at a time. With the Bootlegger, you can have an entire mini bar strapped around your ankle and hidden under your pantleg at all times. Alcohol problem? What alcohol problem?

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First, a cloud gets drunk. Eventually, it pukes a rainbow…

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liquor-is-quicker

It has always been believed that liquor was quicker, but here is photographic proof for those that didn’t believe. Unfortunately, that can also mean that the effects of the alcohol will hit you faster. I hope you have cleaned that toilet recently.

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st-pattys-day-clothes

Every year, a flood of St. Patrick’s Day-related clothing and accessories hit the market. These are 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.

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