I’m going to take a wild guess and say that seven sins they’re referring to are the fashion sins that come from having 14 sets of lips dangling from your ears. There’s probably a one sin infraction for every two sets of lips, but those charges will pale in comparison to the far greater sin committed against your wallet.
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Until they develop a “douchebag detector” that will allow people to get soaked if they like shoving old ladies while walking down the street, the many sets of lips on this nylon umbrella appear closed for your convenience in order to keep the rain from pummeling you and ruining your finery.
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What is it with all the lips and mouth fashion these days? And why put them on a ring with an amber rhinestone and an eyeball? These are the deep questions we should be asking, not “What is the meaning of life?” or “When was the last time you told someone you loved them?” This is the truly deep shit, right here.
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This would look totally natural in 1988, along with the latest Poison album, hairspray, high heels, fishnets, a feather boa and the street.
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