lightsaber

stoopid-monkey

Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.

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saber-toothed-tiger

Maybe “the force” will come in handy when this poor S.O.B. tries sneaking up on prey with those two damn lighthouses sticking out of it’s jaw.

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The force has been passed to raccoons, leaving your trash cans and the succulent bounty within virtually indefensible.

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It appears that Stewie Vader has the drop on the elderly Jedi. That sagging lightsaber isn’t going to be of any use to anyone.

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