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You have to feel sorry for Luke Skywalker. He frees the Empire from the Dark Side, but Darth Vader is lionized on just about every conceivable product. Granted, a light up Luke Skywalker watch wouldn’t have quite the same feel as this Darth Vader version, but you have to figure he deserves a little something.

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Let me just ask a question. How much jewelry do you own that can improve your safety, be useful in blackouts and bring attention to you wherever you go? I assume your answer is “none”. You can fix that glaring oversight with the Neklight. Throw it around your neck and wherever you go you know your way will be well lit. It will be of no use to you if you have fallen and can’t get up, so perhaps wearing two useful necklaces is in your best interest.

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If you go through all the trouble to get your tongue pierced, you may as well have some fun with it. Having one of these Glow Stick Tongue Rings will make you a hit at the dance club. Nothing like a lit up mouth in a dark club to get you noticed.

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All those other girls can put on the fanciest clothes they want, but you will be getting all the attention when you turn on your Belly Button Disco Light. With it’s adhesive backing it could be put anywhere, but you may as well keep their eyes focused low. It will save you from their inane conversation.

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