Laptop Case For IM’ing Fools

Show everyone who happens to see you carrying your laptop around that you are a die hard texter. Use the case as a little ice breaker for the other geeks at work or any McDonald’s with free wireless, depending on your current situation.
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ISS Soyuz Laptop Bag: Own a Piece of Space History

You may never get the chance to travel to Space, but now you can show off a laptop bag that has made the trip. The ISS Soyuz PowerBook Laptop bag features a piece of the landing parachute from the Soyuz TMA-3 mission to the International Space Station in 2004. Comes with a certificate of authenticity. [...]

Corn Flakes Laptop Sleeve

Corn flakes get soggy in like 3 seconds—so how can it protect my laptop from the elements? Give me a Grape Nuts Sleeve any day. That thing would be like Kevlar.
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