So I suppose masturbation is out of the question?
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kung fu
The movie would be titled Enter the Jungle where Bruce must fight in a competition against the world’s most dangerous creatures.
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An artists conception of a Hollywood catfight. You can pick and choose between your least favorite tinsel town stick figures and have them fight to the death Kung Fu style. I’ll go with Lindsay Lohan vs. Nicole Richie for 1 round of brittle, boney mayhem. The winner takes on Paris Hilton.
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Who will emerge victorious—the Kung Fu master or the knife-weilding monkey? The monkey looks confident, so I’m putting my money on him.
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It makes no real difference whether it is kung fu masters or blocks of tofu fighting, either way someone is getting their ass kicked for my enjoyment.
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