Perhaps it’s time to trade in your chicken shagger apron for something a little more practical.
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kitchen
Admit it, you don’t have any skills in the kitchen. You might as well get an oven mitt that plays into the terror that your guests feel when you are cooking a meal.
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If utensil love is real, then this t-shirt captures the first step in the mating ritual of the fork and spoon. If they can figure out which one is male and female, and if they can locate their genitals, surely the pitter-patter of little sporks is soon to follow.
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