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King Kong Cools Off

by Sean Fallon on February 22, 2011

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He also used that helicopter to shave for his date with the Statue of Liberty.

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King Konga Line

by Sean Fallon on September 13, 2010

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To be fair, that dude behind King Kong kicked him in the butt while caught up in the rhythm. He was the first to be slaughtered.

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The movie would be titled Enter the Jungle where Bruce must fight in a competition against the world’s most dangerous creatures.

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King Kong and Godzilla are freaks. They like it when you watch…and scream. Nothing is off limits. In fact, I heard that Kong once used this skyscraper to…eh, you don’t even want to know.

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irate primateAfter being lured away from his home by someone who looked like a banana, George’s unquenchable curiosity made him answer the question “Where the hell is my Mom?” This lead to a brutal ass kicking for the man in the yellow hat.

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Jenga t-shirtSeems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.

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If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.

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