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What’s your real motivation for getting this for your kid? To let everyone know that he’s a whiny little pain in the ass, or as a reminder of what you’re going to see if you decide to piss him off?

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One uses poop as a verb, the other as an adjective. For either person, poop seems to describe their current state of life perfectly. Excellent use of excrement.

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