
Wallet empty? Well, the embossed leather QWERTY keyboard wallet is a reminder that you need to apply yourself at work to make the big bucks. Either that, or it’s a reminder that you buy way to many computer games and apps.
If you wear QWERTY flip flops, well then—you just have bizarre taste in clothes.
For workaholics, there’s a well-known message inside that should put things into perspective: “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”.
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Do you know what the F12 button actually does? Hint: it involves nipples.
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Not like you need help scoring with all the hot LAN party groupies, but signaling your rebellious streak with computer keys is a surefire way to show the chicks just how badass you really are.
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Woooo! Look at ‘em go! Another 5 minutes and you’ll have a whole measure!
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I would assume this shirt was made for a man, but then who am I to say that a woman doesn’t want random people running their hands over the keyboard? That is a girl I would like to meet.
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Have you been waiting forever for your man to pop the question? Maybe it is time to crank up the pressure with this not-too-subtle “Hint” ring fashioned from a key on a kids laptop. Then again, commitaphobes generally don’t respond well to pressure, so wear at your own risk.
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