Whether your doing your laundry or roundhouse kicking someone in the face, these Karate Casuals will give you the comfort, style and flexibility a ninja needs on his day off.
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Remember that awesomely clever Vulcan salute zip-up hoodie? Well the concept has been recycled for the purposes of karate chopping with this “Breaking Bricks” version.
Also gives you the ability to tell women that your naked torso is only a karate chop away (warning: may result in a real karate chop to the throat.)
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You may think that you look like a karate expert when you don your bathrobe, but it adds absolutely zero fighting skills to your self defense arsenal. You may want to get a reality check before you find yourself staring at an epic beatdown.
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A true warrior knows that a man’s junk is his Achilles’ heel, and is only as powerful as what’s protecting it. As this t-shirt shows, just because you can break someone’s face with your foot doesn’t mean you should ignore the ancient art of crotch protection.
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Their grace is matched only by their savagery. As this karate master found out, you never sneak up behind a ballerina in the dojo.
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The best offense is always a great defense. Just wearing this shirt may give any potential aggressors enough reason to think that you may just not be worth the trouble with your potential karate skills. Of course it also may make them want to test themselves against the best. You’ll just have to hope that the people you run into are not the macho type.
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Sheepherders beware—It looks like this dude is terrorizing flocks with flying side kicks. Cocky bastard even takes pictures of his kills.
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Can you pick out the bird, the construction machine and the Mr. Miyagi “crane technique?” Forget math and science, you must know your cranes.
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