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mr-p-bungy-jump
Attach this version of Mr. P to your cell phone and every time you pick your phone up he will do yet another bungee jump. That much time upside down would disorient your average person, but Mr. P takes all the tough jobs.

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cow-jump-over-moon-fail

All the nursery rhymes about the cow jumping over the moon seem to take it for granted that the cow is infallible. There is always the possibility that the cow misjudges the jump by a little bit.

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stunt-snail

Sadly, Stunt Snail attempted one stunt too many. But he will always be remembered for his remarkable jump of the salt shaker in ’06.

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