This terry cloth robe is another example of how the Joker is only a feather hat away from being a pimp.
Check out close up shots after the break.
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Diesel has a new line of “superhero” themed underwear featuring The Flash, Batman, The Joker and The Green Lantern (though the last time I checked, the Joker was still a villain) that are clearly intended for men of action. I know this because the commercial after the break makes it seems like you’re suiting up for battle.
That’s not true guys. Don’t let the codpiece fool you.
The Joker also screams like that when he’s home alone.
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Awww…just in time for Valentine’s Day. Old habits die hard unfortunately, and the Joker couldn’t help but lace the flower with poison. One sniff and it’s all over.
Anticipating this, Harley Quinn quickly covers her mouth and nose. She can complete his crazy ramblings too. They were meant for each other.
But, even this mad, twisted love doesn’t compare to some of the selections pictured after the break.
All of those years battling the Joker have finally taken a toll on Batman mentally. Although, eradicating all clowns might not be such a bad thing.
This t-shirt is currently up for voting on Threadless. If you would like to see it go to print, make sure and vote it up.
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Frankenstein is having a bit of an identity crisis here. The problem is that he is a physical monster while the Joker is more cerebral. You can’t really get inside someone’s head when “Why so serious?” comes out as ARGGGGHHHHH!!! Fire bad!!!!
The hoodies pictured here may be down a human head, but that’s alright because there’s an extra head on the side.
Check out the Batman and Superman versions pictured after the break.
Some pandas aren’t looking for anything logical, like bamboo. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some pandas just want to watch the jungle burn.
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It is never too early to start thinking about Valentine’s Day. If you could have a gift that showed that you cared as much as this Romance On A Stick then I am giving you fair notice. It gives you a nice smile and the always loved rose, the fact that it makes you look like the Joker is just a bonus.
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The Dark Knight has been out of the news for a little while, but it is about to get more press with the Oscars coming up. Register your vote for Heath Ledger when you wear this ski mask that makes you look just like his Joker. If nothing else it will give you a very distinctive look out on the ski slopes.
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