When you use the phrase that you are “sick of your job”, think about how this poor carousel horse feels. You should choose your words a little more carefully next time, just as this horse should look into investing in Dramamine if he is going to continue going in circles all day. That pole it’s impaled on probably isn’t all that comfortable either.
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You never really think about the fact that aliens likely have to report their activities to someone. I always assumed that they lived a carefree life and having a flying saucer was just a birthright. Just imagine if your tasks for the day involved tabloids, crop circles, kidnapping and probing. That’s what I call a busy schedule.
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If you didn’t get that big raise you were shooting for, or if everyday at work is like spending a day in hell, you can protest with this delightful “I Hate Work†tie. It will let all your bosses, co-workers, and clients know exactly where you stand, even during those momentary lapses where you actually crack a smile on the job.
Speaking of laughs, you will get a few at your co-workers expense as they stare dumbfounded at the pattern (the tie must be turned horizontally to be read properly). You can even mix things up during the week with the “I hate ties†tie, the “pull here to end misery’ tie, or the “I hate my job†tie. On the other hand, you have the option to be a total ass kisser with the “I love my boss†tie—all of which are pictured after the break.
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