Because alien, robot, unicorn, 3D Jesus has been done to death.
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Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
Sacrilegious? Probably. But hey, Spock did return from the dead. As you might have guessed, the banner says “Live Long and Prosper” in Spanish.
Ashton Kutcher may have a ton of followers on Twitter, but he would be far outclassed if Jesus were still around. One million followers for Ashton? Jesus can add that many new followers per day.
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Even Jesus has an iPod now. Surprisingly, he has a taste for crappy 80′s metal—including WASP’s F*ck like a Beast.
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Millions of years before man was walking the earth, the little known Raptor Jesus not only died for the world’s sins, but went totally extinct. That is serious commitment.
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It doesn’t seem to matter who you are playing poker with, some people are just never paying attention. I hate to make examples of people, but this has to stop.
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I didn’t think it could be done, but here you have it. A shirt that references the resurrection of Christ using text message shorthand. Destined to be a hit with tech savvy church-goers.
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