Actually I took a Skyrim to the Xbox and I haven’t left the house in a month.
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I suppose that Han Solo and Chewbacca are the good ol’ boys in this scenario. Sad about Chewbacca though—inbreeding has left him with some bizarre physical attributes.
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Luke has a date with destiny, but he needs to watch out for Bill and Ted who have become time traveling carjackers.
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This stuff is very, very…very strong with the Force. After a few shots you’ll be ready to fight—but you won’t remember the battle at all.
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I guess if you can’t hack being a wizard, you can always become a Jedi.
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For those unfamiliar with the process of keeping the dark side from corrupting the purity of the Jedi, here’s a handy instructional shirt.
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Robot Chicken’s Stoopid Monkey has enough trouble with simple tools, you know that giving him a light saber is not going to turn out well. Losing a hand is about the best result that could be expected.
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Apparently being a Jedi Master isn’t paying the bills…or is it? Maybe it’s just a hobby.
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