Japanese company Mitsubai have (correctly) come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of slobs that use our shirts to wipe down our filthy gadgets and glasses. So why fight it?
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If this is a Photoshop, it’s a damn good one. One could argue that a fighter with Hello Kitty stamped across the crotch of his Spandex shorts is probably the most secure in his masculinity. Maybe this passes for masculine in Japan anyway.
(via Hello Kitty Hell)
Fans of the Evangelion anime series can now pre-order Nerv and Eva-01 edition helmets for shipment starting in January. Even if you have no idea what the Evangelion series is all about, that Nerv helmet still looks pretty badass.
These Tabi socks offer a Hokusai print and kanji that apparently reads either “Japan is #1″ or “Best of Japan”. By the looks of things this could be a creative way to get more surfers to vacation in The Land of the Rising Sun.
Product Page: ($10)
To maintain the spirit of this shirt, I will write this post in haiku for your amusement…
You are sensitive
You can prove it with this shirt
And get yourself laid
Product Page: ($15)
Japan must be a rough place for women to live. When they are not dodging subway perverts, they are trying to escape the panty thieves. It’s a never ending gauntlet of sexual predators.
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The Bento Box is a traditional Japanese way of carrying a portable lunch with them. This Bento Watch has a miniature version of a whole Bento box lunch in 3D on the face. You have to figure that even if the watch craps out after a couple weeks you can still wear the watch and call it an Asian accessory. It’s not really the type of thing you would have bought solely for the purpose of telling time.
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Seriously, with all of the hotness grabbing your attention, it is easy to forget that there is a Playstation 3 on this shirt. This tee was a Japan only release intended to commemorate the opening of the “Sneaker Lover” pop-up shop in Tokyo, so it is definitely a hard-to-find item. Additional image after the break.
It is no secret that Japan has a serious problem with subway perverts. Do your part by warning others—especially if you are the pervert in question. Also comes in a female on male grabass version (pictured after the break). Does Japan have a problem with that too? If so, Japanese subways would be a great vacation destination.
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